Oh, you've always wanted to "live abroad?" Wanted to "explore new cultures" and "have unique experiences" before you "settle down"?
Yeah. Me too. Then I moved to Montreal.
Before I moved I was swamped with people telling me how much I was going to love it. LOOOVE IT. Oh the city was so beautiful! The nightlife, the food, the architecture! It's just like Europe! You're going to learn French! And the more people told me I'd like it the more excited I got too! I'm going to like it! I'm going to like it so much! It's going to be GREAT! IT'S GOING TO RAIN CHOCOLATE MILK EVERY DAY HOLY SHIT!!!!
Then, of course, I got here.
